Help Wanted ... Westie Reply
June 4, 2007 -
Just something I thought was pretty darn funny. Ya know, I am a Westie...duh lol.
A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window, stating the following:
HELP WANTED: Must be able to type, must be good with a computer, and must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer
A short time afterwards, a Westie trotted up to the window, saw the sign, and went inside. He looked at the receptionist and wagged his tail, then walked over to the sign, looked at it and whined. Getting the idea, the receptionist got the office manager. The office manager looked at the Westie and was surprised, to say the least. However, the Westie looked determined, so he led him into the office.
Inside, the Westie jumped up on the chair and stared at the manager. The manager said, "I can't hire you. The sign says you have to be able to type." The Westie jumped down, went to the typewriter and proceeded to type out a perfect letter. He took out the page and trotted over to the manager and gave it to him, then jumped back on the chair. The manager was stunned, but then told the Westie, "the sign says you have to be good with a computer."
The Westie jumped down again and went to the computer. The Westie proceeded to enter and execute a perfect program that worked flawlessly the first time. By this time the manager was totally dumbfounded! He looked at the Westie and said, "I realize that you are a very intelligent Westie and have some interesting abilities. However, I still can't give you the job." The Westie jumped down and went to a copy of the sign and put his paw on the sentence that told about being an Equal Opportunity Employer. The manager said, "yes, but the sign also says that you have to be bilingual."
The Westie looked at the manager calmly and said, "Meow."