Hey! Sup? I am "ANDERSEN."
My stupid people are going bankrupt, and are losing MY home to forclosure. I have had a great life up 'til now. They offered to let me live in their cardboard box with them, but there really isn't enough space, as I am a big, tall, 23 pound kitty. My "MOM" person is crying everyday cause she has to give up me and some of my buddies. I told her I would write this for her as she is too emotional, and I type pretty good for having paws!
My people have had me since I was a kitten. I am 5 years old, and my birthday is in August. I know my name when you call me. I know what it means when told to go to my room, and I do. I try to be a lap kitty but I need two laps!
I have been with other cats, and am okay with them, I like younger cats and kittens especially. One of my kitten friends, who needs a home too, likes to nurse on my neck until she can go to sleep, and I put up with that cause she's a kid. I like to wash the other kids too. I think I was a mother cat in one of my previous nine lives! I love to lay on my back with my feet in the air. My "MOM" person tells me to put some pants on! I tell her I am trying to get in Playcat Magazine. I like to be the center of attention, because I am so good looking. My coat is shiny, my eyes are bright, and I just had all my shots, and have been vet-checked.
If you have a place in your heart, and maybe on your lap for me would you please email my "MOM" person? All her crying is getting on my nerves!
Thanks for reading my story. I am a handsome guy, and you won't be sorry if you take me in!
ANDERSEN IN MARYLAND
My "MOM" person's email address is firstname.lastname@example.org
Drop her a line if you don't mind, at least it'll be a few minutes she's not cryin'!